Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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