You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
