i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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