On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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