It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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