why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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