your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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