I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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