What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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