we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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