i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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