Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I got inside last night via doggy door
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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