Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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