i permit you to call me
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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