i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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