I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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