Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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