At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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