I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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