Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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