Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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