elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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