It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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