am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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