Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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