New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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