you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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