There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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