I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
