Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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