If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Randomize
