I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the day after is always just damage control
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Send help, water and tortillas.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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