never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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