i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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