Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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