The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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