Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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