now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
