Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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