I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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