Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
where are you?
Hypothermia
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
