youre lurking in front of me
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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