Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i drank out of a bidet.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
this hospital has no fireball
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I woke up under a house in Key West
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