Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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