I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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