How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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