He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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