This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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