Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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