Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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