my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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